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b3 Couples Therapy Yacht

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Interior
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Interior
Outdoor dining
2 bedrooms, desk, WiFi, bed sheets

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire house boat

2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Pet friendly
  • Barbecue grill
  • Kitchen
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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La Crosse, WI
  • Place, Black River Beach
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Shenanigans Entertainment Center & Sports Bar
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Place, La Crosse Center
    ‪8 min drive‬
  • Airport, La Crosse, WI (LSE-La Crosse Municipal)
    ‪6 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

La Crosse

With a stay at this houseboat in La Crosse (West La Crosse), you'll be within a 15-minute drive of Mississippi River and Black River Beach. .This houseboat is 1.3 mi (2.1 km) from Shenanigans Entertainment Center & Sports Bar and 2.1 mi (3.3 km) from Riverside Amusement Park.

What's nearby

  • Black River Beach - 2 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Shenanigans Entertainment Center & Sports Bar - 3 min drive - 1.1 miles
  • University of Wisconsin-La Crosse - 4 min drive - 2.3 miles
  • Riverside Park - 6 min drive - 2.9 miles
  • La Crosse Center - 8 min drive - 3.3 miles

Getting around

  • La Crosse Station - 3 min drive
  • La Crosse, WI (LSE-La Crosse Municipal) - 7 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Kwik Trip - ‬13 min walk
  • ‪Taco John's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Genzie's Gameday Pub - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪La Crosse Family Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Bottoms Up - ‬2 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire house boat to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

b3 Couples Therapy Yacht

Luxury at its finest on the Mississippi River. Enjoy top end, modern amenities aboard an impeccably furnished houseboat. Enjoy all that a riverfront retreat has to offer in style aboard Couples Therapy.

Please note this is just a place to stay and relax, you are not allowed to take the yacht out of the slip.

**We also rent a Seadoo Sparx personal watercraft to enjoy during your stay for $150/day or a Seadoo Switch 5 person pontoon for $300/day. Rental agreement via Docusign required**

Built in 1993 and beautifully maintained, this 12x50 foot houseboat has the comforts of home on the river. 480 feet of enclosed living space plus a cuddy with a second sleeping area and a queen size pull out couch, in addition to a full size upper level deck with lots of space for relaxing and enjoying the views of the Mississippi River.
**Please note, it most comfortably fits 4 guests, but can accommodate up to 6 people. Any guests over 4 incur a $25/guest/nt additional charge due to excess water consumption and need for additional pump outs of septic system with more guests**

Entire boat accessible spring through fall, main enclosed level only during winter.

Please reach out to us at any time during your stay if you need assistance. Contact information is in our guidebook.

Fairly quiet marina on French Island. Easy walk to Veterans Park, Tom Sawyers is a great restaurant at the base of the marina which offers on site dining/bar or take away to your boat. Minutes to other restaurants and outdoor activities.

Walk easily to numerous bars and restaurants on French Island. Plenty of off street parking across the street.

Keep in mind this is a boat on the river. There is motion, albeit very subtle. Things rust easily and get dirty very quickly on the water. We have an onboard water storage system consisting of a 100 gallon water tank and a 75 gallon grey tank. The marina is great about pumping out the grey tank weekly or as needed and there is a water slicker near the boat for refilling the water tank. If you need help with either please let us know. Waterslide is not to be used while boat is docked per marina rules.
Guests are not allowed to take boat out of the slip. If you desire a cruise, that can be added for an additional $300/hour with a minimum 3 hour cruise. No additional guests allowed on boat without permission prior. Numerous items unique to boat living are important to review before your stay. A guidebook will be shared prior to check in with these items including water usage, parking instructions and where to find the boat. All garbage must be removed from boat and taken to dumpster prior to departure.
There's a private balcony. A kitchen is outfitted with a refrigerator, an oven, and a stovetop. Conveniences include a desk and a microwave.
This smoke-free houseboat offers a stereo.
Guests will find features like internet access and onsite parking.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the accommodation: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 bathroom
  • Hair dryer

Entertainment

  • Stereo
  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill

Work spaces

  • Desk

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • Welcoming dogs only
  • One pet total (up to 20 lbs per pet)

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Location highlights

  • On the waterfront

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks, and take out the trash
Turn off the lights
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Welcoming dogs only
1 total (up to 20 lbs per pet)

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Property is also known as

409958

Reviews

b3 Couples Therapy Yacht Reviews

10

Exceptional

10/10

Cleanliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 12 out of 13 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 13 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 13 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 13 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 13 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Linda M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rebecca E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Quiet marina. Greg and April were very responsive to messages and were able to get the heat on for us quickly after some unexpected cool nights! We had a great stay and our 1 year old had a fun time exploring the boat!
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Kory K.

Liked: Cleanliness
It’s nice, it’s not a yacht. Let’s be real it’s a house boat. The bathroom is tight but it’s a boat so that is to be expected. There was some issues with things on the boat. Fans on top deck didn’t work, the lock and key fobs didn’t work, the lock took several times to get it to open. Parking is not ideal but it worked. It was very clean and it was nice to be on the water, my wife loved it and it was ok for me.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Stan B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Unique and lovely experience
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Eric S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Just as it was described. Even with a strong storm, it was a gentle rock and wind noise - but safe and sound!
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Anne W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fun lodging option in LaCrosse!

My family stayed on the boat for abweekend. It was a great place and had everything we needed.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Brianna K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alex K.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderful

Great location, well stocked pantry, amazing view. Great host.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Patrick B.

Liked: Cleanliness

Oktoberfest Weekend

Had a great time on the boat. Everything was clean and as pictured. Had 1 minor issue that the owner took care of right away. Location was great for Oktoberfest. Overall a very cool and unique experience. Would definitely stay here again.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jennifer W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great Weekend Stay

Everything looked like the pictures. Sitting up top in the morning for coffee or at night for socializing was nice. Three restaurants/bar grills were in walking distance along with a Kwik Trip. It was about a 5 minute drive to downtown La Crosse. Fun time. Fun town.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Betsy W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fantastic boat!

Such a fun way to spend time in the La Crosse area. Beds are comfortable and the place is clean and comfortable. I would stay again.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024