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463 square feet
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Get an overview of this hotel
Comfortable apartment on the beach, near Maho Beach

Popular property highlights

Free self parking
Free WiFi
Laundry facilities
Smoke-free property
Concierge services

When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse in Simpson Bay, you'll be on the beach, within a 10-minute drive of Mullet Bay Beach and Maho Beach. This beach apartment is 8.6 mi (13.9 km) from Orient Bay Beach and 5.8 mi (9.3 km) from Grand Case Beach.

Make yourself at home in one of the 8 individually decorated guestrooms, featuring kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers and ovens. Rooms have private balconies or patios. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Conveniences include safes and separate sitting areas, and housekeeping is provided daily.

Take advantage of recreation opportunities such as a fitness center or take in the view from a terrace and a garden. This apartment also features complimentary wireless internet access, concierge services, and barbecue grills.

Featured amenities include a computer station, complimentary newspapers in the lobby, and luggage storage. Free self parking is available onsite.

Languages Spoken

  • English

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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay,

Hotel Amenities

Hotel Amenities

The Horny Toad Guesthouse features a fitness center, a terrace, and barbecue grills. A computer station is located on site and wireless Internet access is complimentary. This beach apartment also offers tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and concierge services. Complimentary self parking is available on site.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a smoke-free property.

  • Barbecue grill(s)
  • Terrace
  • Luggage storage
  • Wheelchair accessible – no
  • Fitness facilities
  • Concierge services
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Laundry facilities
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Beach towels
  • Total number of rooms - 8
  • Free self parking
  • Beach sun loungers
  • Number of floors - 2
  • Free WiFi
  • Smoke-free property
  • Computer station
  • Garden
  • Free newspapers in lobby

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi

Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Languages Spoken

  • English

Parking

Free self parking

Room Amenities

The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors and feature safes and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. These individually decorated and furnished accommodations have separate sitting areas. Accommodations at this 3-star apartment have kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and separate dining areas. Bathrooms include bathtubs or showers and hair dryers. Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and ceiling fans. Housekeeping is provided daily.

  • Air conditioning
  • Refrigerator
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Private bathroom
  • Hair dryer
  • Iron/ironing board
  • In-room safe
  • Ceiling fan
  • Separate sitting area
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Microwave
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Kitchen
  • Shower only
  • Separate dining area
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Stovetop
  • Free WiFi
  • Individually furnished
  • Individually decorated
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Balcony or patio
  • Oven
  • Towels provided
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Toaster
  • Number of bathrooms - 1
  • Number of beds 1
  • Blender
  • Toilet paper
  • Paper towels
  • Freezer
  • Wardrobe or closet

Nearby Things to Do

Recreational amenities at the apartment include a fitness center.

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.

  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only

Hotel Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM

Check-in time ends at 9 PM

Check-out

Check-out time is 11:00 AM

Payment types

Children and extra beds

  • Children 10 and younger are not allowed at this property. All guests older than 10 are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Pet Policy

  • No pets or service animals allowed

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards

Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip

Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property

Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property

Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.

A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.

Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa and Mastercard.

Property is cleaned with disinfectant

Staffed front desk

Front desk opens daily at 8:00 AM

Front desk closes daily at 5:00 PM

Guest will receive an email before arrival 72 hours

No rollaway/extra beds available

No cribs (infant beds) available

Guests will receive an email with special check-in instructions

No elevators

Property confirms they are implementing enhanced cleaning measures

Service animals not allowed

Commonly-touched surfaces are cleaned with disinfectant

Property confirms they are implementing guest safety measures

Hotel Names

  • Horny Toad Guesthouse
  • Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
  • Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
  • Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
  • Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
  • The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
  • The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
  • The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
  • The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

We should mention

Children 10 years old and younger are not permitted at this property.

No pets and no service animals are allowed at this property.

National Rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

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