Your stay includes $940.00 in complimentary activities. Just by booking with us, you'll receive free tickets, every day of your stay, to top activities like Dollywood, Ober Gatlinburg Aerial Tramway, and more. (One free admission per activity, per day)
Bearly Sane is a three-level Pigeon Forge cabin one mile off the Parkway — close enough to walk to the action on a good weather day, far enough to hear crickets instead of tour buses at night. The Island is 1.5 miles away, Dollywood is 6.5, and downtown Gatlinburg is 10. Skip the long mountain drive and still come back to a real cabin.
3 bedrooms. 3 full baths. Sleeps 9 across 3 levels. 2,080 sq ft. Pet-friendly.
WHAT MAKES BEARLY SANE DIFFERENT
WALK-TO-PARKWAY LOCATION — 1 mile to the Parkway, 1.5 to The Island. Most "Pigeon Forge cabins" are really 20 minutes out in Wears Valley. This one actually puts you in town.
THREE LEVELS, REAL SEPARATION — Sleeping spread across three floors so grandparents, parents, and kids all get their own zone. Everyone has their own bathroom within reach.
HOT TUB + THREE DECKS — Private hot tub on the lower deck, grill and outdoor dining on the main deck, and a wooded upper deck with rocking chairs. Wooded resort views — no looking into a neighbor's kitchen.
SEASONAL COMMUNITY POOL — Woodridge Village Resort pool is steps from the cabin. (Pool is open from Memorial Day through Labor Day.)
GAS FIREPLACE, SMART TVS, FULL KITCHEN — Seasonal gas fireplace in the living room, Smart TVs in every bedroom, fully equipped kitchen with washer/dryer, dining for 8.
SLEEPING LAYOUT (SLEEPS 9)
- King bedroom — Upstairs
- Full bed — Upstairs loft
- Queen bedroom — Main Level
- Queen bedroom — Downstairs
- Twin bunks — Rec Room Downstairs
3 full bathrooms (combination tub/shower in each).
LOCATION & LOGISTICS
- 1 mile to the Pigeon Forge Parkway
- 1.5 miles to The Island
- 6.5 miles to Dollywood
- 10 miles to Downtown Gatlinburg
Electronic door lock — code emailed 2 days before check-in with your signed renter agreement. Parking for 2-3 vehicles on-site.
**Magnolia Vacation Rentals is not liable for any disruptions, damages, or cancellations caused by acts of God or weather-related events. In accordance with health and safety regulations, all hot tubs are drained, sanitized, and refilled between guest stays. As a result, the hot tub may require additional time to reach optimal temperature and may not be fully heated the first night of your stay. All guests are required to review and sign a renter's agreement prior to check-in. We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance to protect your reservation against unexpected changes or emergencies.** For the safety of our guests and the property, this home has exterior security cameras located outside the property. These cameras monitor exterior areas such as the driveway and entrance. There are no cameras inside the home or in any private areas.