⭐☆☆☆☆ Do Not Stay Here — Worst Resort Experience Ever
Calling this place a “resort” is laughable. My stay at Cozumel Hotel & Resort was an absolute disaster from start to finish.
Let’s start with the basics: there is NO Wi-Fi in the rooms—yet somehow they thought it was a good idea to put a Roku TV in the room that only works with Wi-Fi. Completely useless. The beds are rock hard, the kind that leave you waking up in crippling pain, and the sheets are so paper-thin they feel like tissue paper.
The “hot tub” is actually a cold tub. Not lukewarm—cold. Zero heat. The floors throughout the resort are nasty and dirty, somehow looking grimy even though they appear to have been mopped (badly).
Staff? Practically nonexistent. When you do manage to find someone, communication is extremely difficult due to poor English, which makes resolving issues nearly impossible.
The food is another nightmare. Limited options, meals repeat daily, no variety, and there’s clearly not enough food to support the number of guests staying here. It’s low quality, uninspired, and disappointing at every meal.
Trying to sleep? Forget it. There is LOUD karaoke and music blasting by the pool late into the night, often well past midnight. If you’re hoping for rest, good luck—you won’t get it here.
The bathroom situation is unreal. The toilet barely flushes (bring a packable plunger, seriously), and the shower floods the entire bathroom every time you use it.
To top it all off, the restaurant and bar hou