Motel Schmotel

3.0 star property

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Deluxe Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Ground Floor by Entrance | Free WiFi, bed sheets
Terrace/patio
Breakfast area
Large Double Room with Balcony, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, First Floor  | View from room
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Reviews

7.0 out of 10
Good

Popular amenities

  • Free WiFi
$80
$67 nightly
$80 total
Total with taxes and fees
Mar 15 - Mar 16

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37 RUSSELL SQUARE, Brighton, England, BN1 2EF
  • Place, Churchill Square Shopping Centre
    ‪1 min walk‬
  • Place, Brighton Beach
    ‪3 min walk‬
  • Place, Brighton Centre
    ‪3 min walk‬
  • Airport, London (LGW-Gatwick)
    ‪38 min drive‬

Room options

Small Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite, Third Floor

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 78 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Standard Double Room, 1 Double Bed, Ensuite

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Large Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Second Floor

  • 167 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Large Double Room with Balcony, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, First Floor

  • 150 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Deluxe Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Ground Floor by Entrance

  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Luxury Double Room, 1 King Bed, Ensuite, Lower Ground Floor

  • 134 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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About the neighborhood

Brighton

With a stay at Motel Schmotel in Brighton (Brighton City Centre), you'll be within a 5-minute walk of Brighton Beach and Brighton Centre. .This guesthouse is 0.7 mi (1.1 km) from Brighton Pier and 0.1 mi (0.1 km) from Churchill Square Shopping Centre.

What's nearby

  • Churchill Square Shopping Centre - 1 min walk - 0.1 miles
  • Regency Square - 2 min walk - 0.1 miles
  • Brighton Beach - 3 min walk - 0.2 miles
  • Brighton Centre - 3 min walk - 0.2 miles
  • Brighton i360 - 5 min walk - 0.3 miles

Getting around

  • Brighton Station - 12 min walk
  • Gatwick Airport (LGW) - 45 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Costa Coffee - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Wendy's - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Costa Coffee - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Victoria Lounge Bar - ‬3 min walk

About this property

Motel Schmotel

Motel Schmotel offers 10 accommodations with coffee/tea makers and hair dryers. Flat-screen televisions come with digital channels.

Bathrooms include showers and complimentary toiletries. Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access.

Stay in one of 10 guestrooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and digital programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with showers feature complimentary toiletries and hair dryers.
Take in the views from a garden and make use of amenities such as complimentary wireless internet access and tour/ticket assistance.
Featured amenities include wired internet access (surcharge), express check-out, and luggage storage.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi; wired internet (GBP 10 per night)

Parking and transportation

  • No onsite parking available

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Tour and ticket assistance

Outdoors

  • Garden
  • Picnic area

Accessibility

  • No elevator

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV with digital channels

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2 PM; Check-in end time: 6 PM
Early check-in subject to availability
Late check-in subject to availability
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Late check-out subject to availability
Express check-out available

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 10 AM - 6 PM
Guests must contact the property in advance for check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property at least 24 hours before arrival using the information on the booking confirmation
If you are planning to arrive after 6 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for wired internet in public areas: GBP 10.00 per night (rates may vary)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
This property's policy is to refuse certain bookings for the purpose of group events or parties, including pre-wedding stag/bachelor and hen/bachelorette parties

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Motel Schmotel Reviews

Reviews

7.0

Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 29 out of 104 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 32 out of 104 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 15 out of 104 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 14 out of 104 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 14 out of 104 reviews

7.2/10

Cleanliness

7.4/10

Staff & service

6.0/10

Amenities

6.4/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Andy

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Never been in a more filthy room in my life. I have several photos that I will be sharing, still waiting for hotel to contact me back. I tried to contact hotels.com also and got stuck in loop as I left minutes after walking into the room and booked another hotel.
Lovely to be greeted by this.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

2/10 Terrible

Clarissa

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Booked their luxury ground floor room for 2 nights solo. The hotel is in a great area and the staff are friendly but the room was in poor condition, the shower was full of grime and mould with a broken drain cover. The window didn’t shut properly making it hard to sleep at night due to the cold which didn’t help the as the bed was already uncomfortable. The pictures are misleading/outdated, the room is small and needs work. If you are desperate and need somewhere cheap it’s doable but you are better off finding somewhere else as there are other properties at similar rates but clean and comfortable.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025

2/10 Terrible

Zach

Business traveler
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
I did not stay. It was an awful place. Nothing like the pic on the website.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Nik fahmi

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Andrew

Disliked: Amenities
Unclean
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Lasasha

Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lasasha

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Karla

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2025

4/10 Poor

Menon

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Too small
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveler

Traveled with group
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Good location, unfortunately came home with a lot of bed bug bites
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

Bethanie

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Quite a busy loud location. Ground floor room you hear everyone; outside, inside, everyone. Cracked toilet seat but otherwise room was doable but the disturbance was really bad. Outdated and could do with a makeover and new lights etc.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Aimee

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
There was no food or dinner we had to buy our own food to have
Cranks on the door
Dirt on the bed cover
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Tim

Business traveler
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room is small not even a table can’t even move it the shower never mind using the toilet plus u can hear next people wall not insulated
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2025

4/10 Poor

John

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Only if you're desperate

Very, very small room described as a standard, en suite room. I'm average height at best and struggled to even use the toilet. Room was covered in cobwebs, curtains only just attached to their rail, window itself cracked and just repaired with sellotape, floor looked like it had never seen a mop or Hoover. As the title says if it's your last resort then book it, if you're coming to Brighton to just get absolutely blind drunk then you might just manage but anyone else I'd say just spend just a little more and get somewhere decent. I visit relatives in Brighton and believe me there are many hotels, reasonably priced around so avoid this Hotel if you can.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Kevin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Good location

It's in a good location, close to shopping area. Bathroom was hidden in what looked like a closet. Better rate the longer you stay.
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Robert

Business traveler
The convenience and the price. The property was a little shabby, and the en suite was very small. The bed not very comfortable.
Stayed 7 nights in Feb 2025

2/10 Terrible

Margaret

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 5 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Maria

Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024

2/10 Terrible

Glen

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The property was dirty it looked nothing like the photos, my wife could have cried when we walked in we upgraded to another room that was just as bad. Completely spoiled how much needed hoilday..disgusting place
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Sergey

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Picture look better than reality. Rooms are small, mattresses and pillows aren't great, bathrooms are tiny. Good price though and good location.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Alexander

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kirsty

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Do not believe the pictures. This used to be an amazing b&b but it's now just run down, damp rooms. Staff do not work on site, as they're at a different property down the road. The windows don't close, the heating doesn't work. The bedding isn't fit for a hotel. I’m sure the owners once had good intentions, but owning more than one property and the pandemic has made this place basically a hostel. They need a word with The Hotel Inspector!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Ivor James

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
If it was not for the nice host, most would of been terrible ratings. Our room was in poor condition, not as per advertised. Toilets were very small and I mean small. In fairness another room was offered, but facilities are poor. On the top floor, we had concerns about fire escape safety also. Noise reduction between walls is also limited.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024