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The Funny Farm

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A modern bathroom with a glass shower enclosure, a vanity with a mirror, and a wooden floor.
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Terrace/patio
Interior
A bed with a patterned bedspread, two bedside tables with lamps, and a window with white curtains.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Parking available
  • Laundry
  • Kitchen

Explore the area

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Abbotsford, BC
  • Place, Valley Golf Centre
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Abbotsford Exhibition Park
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Clayburn Village
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Airport, Abbotsford, BC (YXX-Abbotsford Intl.)
    ‪21 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Abbotsford

With a stay at this farm stay in Abbotsford, you'll be next to a golf course, within a 15-minute drive of Abbotsford Centre and Valley Golf Centre. .This golf farm stay is 9.9 mi (15.9 km) from Greater Vancouver Zoo and 3.1 mi (5 km) from Gladwin Road Dog Park.
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What's nearby

  • Valley Golf Centre - 5 min drive - 3.7 miles
  • Abbotsford Exhibition Park - 7 min drive - 4.5 miles
  • Gladwin Road Dog Park - 7 min drive - 4.5 miles
  • Clayburn Village - 7 min drive - 5.3 miles
  • Singletree Winery - 8 min drive - 4.7 miles

Getting around

  • Mission City Station - 11 min drive
  • Abbotsford, BC (YXX-Abbotsford Intl.) - 25 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Tim Hortons - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪A&W Restaurant - ‬9 min drive

About this property

The Funny Farm

Enjoy the sounds of nature when you stay in this Quiet place.
Relaxing walks along the Fraser River.
Very nice evenings on camp Fire.
Enjoy the view of Mount Baker in the morning and evening.
And more.
5 - 6 minutes downtown Abbotsford or Mission.
Easy access to the highway.
One hour from vancouver soccer game.
There's a private patio. A kitchen is outfitted with a refrigerator, an oven, and a stovetop. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and a Smart television is provided for your entertainment. The bathroom has a shower and a hair dryer. Conveniences include a coffee/tea maker and a washing machine.
This smoke-free farm stay features kayaking nearby, parasailing nearby, and mountain biking nearby.
Guests will find features like internet access and onsite parking.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Internet access

Conveniences

  • Laundry facilities

Outdoors

  • Barbecue grill
  • On a river

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Food and drink

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dining table
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen
  • Lobster/crab pot
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Separate dining area
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

More

  • Dryer
  • Heating
  • Iron/ironing board

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items and take out the trash
Turn off the lights and return the keys
You can Leave the key in a locker box.
Leave the key inside.
Give me text before you leave.
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Property Registration Number H650056566

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

The Funny Farm Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 2 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Aubree C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
It was a great location in between Mission and Abbotsford! It was very clean, they were very hospitable and accommodating! 2 bathrooms which was a great feature with kids! Highly recommend.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2026
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Tanya

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
Great place to stay! The space itself was super cool, clean, and thoughtfully put together, but what really stood out were the hosts. They were incredibly accommodating, responsive, and genuinely cared about making sure everything was perfect. You can tell they put a lot of effort into the experience. Would absolutely stay again and highly recommend to anyone looking for something a little special.
Stayed 6 nights in Feb 2026