Haven & Humor: Cozy Meets Cool Makati Gym Swim 300

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🏡 Haven & Humor: Cozy Meets Cool Condo Makati 🏙️
Where Luxury Winks at You & the City Pulse is Your Playground

Your Urban Oasis Await
Step into a space where sleek design meets cheeky charm! This one-bedroom condo isn’t just a place to crash it’s your personal space meets zen den. Perfect for workaholics, foodies, shopaholics, and anyone who thinks “adulting” should come with a punchline.

One bedroom condo unit with queen bed, a sofa or sofa bed, kitchen and hot shower to welcome you.
The space
Haven & Humor: Cozy Meets Cool Condo Makati
Eat Gym Swim Laugh
🏡 Haven & Humor: Cozy Meets Cool Condo Makati 🏙️
Where Luxury Winks at You & the City Pulse is Your Playground

Your Urban Oasis Awaits…
Step into a space where sleek design meets cheeky charm! This one-bedroom condo isn’t just a place to crash—it’s your personal comedy club meets zen den. Perfect for workaholics, foodies, shopaholics, and anyone who thinks “adulting” should come with a punchline.

📍 Pinpoint Perfection in Makati’s Beat
You’re in the heart of the action—where boardrooms, brunch spots, and boutiques collide. Stumble (gracefully) to Ayala Avenue’s skyscrapers, Greenbelt’s luxury shops, or Poblacion’s hipster haunts.

Pro tip: The condo’s so central, even your Uber driver will be jealous.

💤 Sleep Like Royalty (But with Better Wi-Fi)
One queen bed await you and your squad of four. Sofa or sofa bed with mattress to Crash after a day of conquering Manila, or binge Netflix under cloud-like duvets. Warning: The pillows might steal the spotlight.

🍳 Kitchen Goals… or Just Order Pancit?
Whip up adobo in your fully loaded kitchen (hello, Insta-worthy marble counters!), or embrace laziness—Goldilocks is a 5-minute walk away. We won’t judge if your “cooking” involves reheating lechon.

🚿 Bathroom Bliss (Rubber Ducky Not Included)
Unwind in a shower so spa-like, you’ll forget you’re in a condo. Bonus: Our towels are fluffier than a tamagotchi pet. Pro tip: Sing your favorite OPM hits here—acoustics are chef’s kiss.

💨 300 Mbps Wi-Fi: For Work, Memes, or Secret TikTok Fame
Zoom without the doom. Stream Hello, Love, Goodbye without buffering. Upload that food pic before your friends unfollow you. #Priorities.

🏊♀️ Upgrade Your Stay (Because Why Not?)
Dip in the pool (fee applies—but so do vacation vibes). Pump iron at the gym (to work off that sinigang feast). Parking? We’ve got you—just don’t parallel park like a jeepney driver.

🎭 Live Like a Local (Or a Very Chill Tourist)
Trade elevator small talk with Makati’s sharp-suited crowd. Find the secret taho vendor nearby. Laugh at Manila traffic… from your cozy couch.

📅 Book Now—Your Punchline to Perfect Stays
Why settle for basic when you can have Haven & Humor? Ideal for:
✔️ Corporate warriors needing a post-work laugh
✔️ Squads craving a glam sleepover
✔️ Couples who argue over the AC (we’ve got dual controls!)

“Eat, Gym, Swim, Laugh” isn’t just a tagline—it’s our vibe. Ready to swipe right on luxury?
Your Makati adventure starts with a click. 🎉

👉 P.S. We hid a local pasalubong guide in the condo. Spoiler: It involves ensaymadas.
P.P.S. The building staff knows all the best karaoke spots. Ask them nicely.

Book now—because adulthood is easier with a side of humor. 😉
Guest access
Guest Access

🔑 Full Condo Access – As a registered guest, you have exclusive access to the entire condo unit, ensuring a private and comfortable stay. Enjoy all the amenities within your space, including blazing-fast 300 Mbps internet—absolutely free!

🏢 Amenity Floors (7 & 8) – Guests can access the amenity levels, offering great spaces to relax and unwind.

💦 Swimming Pool & Gym (Paid Amenities) – Take a refreshing dip or keep up with your fitness routine at the on-site swimming pool and gym. Access Fee: PHP 350 per person, per day.

🚗 Parking Options (Paid & Pre-Booked) –
✔ Common Basement Parking (Basement 1) – Available at PHP 500 per car, per day.
✔ Private Parking Space – Limited slots available. Pre-booking is required before arrival.
✔ Street Parking – Allowed at guest’s own discretion and risk.

⚠ Important Notes:
✅ Gym, pool, and parking must be pre-booked before arrival.
✅ All paid amenities are subject to availability.

Enjoy a hassle-free stay with everything you need at your fingertips! 🌟
Other things to note
To ensure a safe and enjoyable stay for all guests, please take note of the following guidelines:

1. Guest Registration:
- All guests staying in the unit must be registered prior to check-in. Please provide the full names of all occupants during the booking process.
- Only registered guests are allowed inside the unit. Unregistered guests are permitted only in the ground floor lobby area.

2. No Pets Allowed:
- For the comfort and safety of all guests, pets are not allowed in the unit or building premises.

3. No Smoking Policy:
- Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the unit and in all indoor common areas of the building. Designated smoking areas may be available outside the building.

4. Quiet Hours
- Please observe quiet hours from **10 PM to 7 AM** to ensure a peaceful environment for all residents and guests.

5. Security and Safety:
- The building is equipped with 24/7 security and CCTV surveillance for your safety.
- Always keep your unit locked and secure when leaving.

6. Check-In and Check-Out:
- Check-in time is 1400 hours, and check-out time is 12 noon.
Early check-in or late check-out may be available upon request and subject to availability and additional cost.

7. Damage and Cleanliness:
- Please treat the unit and its contents with care. Any damages or excessive cleaning required due to misuse may result in additional charges.

8. Parking (if applicable):
- Parking is available for an additional fee and must be arranged in advance.

By adhering to these guidelines, you help us maintain a welcoming and comfortable environment for all guests. Thank you for your cooperation!

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