On the plus side the sheets and towels were clean. Also, after walking into the room we spent a long time looking for bed bugs with zero found. Given the state of the room and the property this lack came as quite a surprise.
Negatives: it's dirty. Needs new paint. It smells. But we were in day two of trying to find our way home to the west coast after a big storm messed everything up, there were literally no other rooms anywhere (we had just Uber'd from another hotel where we had confirmed reservations but they resold our room for double what we paid and told us to pound sand (seriously, that was right out of a a Seinfeld episode, or something), we were exhausted and needed somewhere, anywhere to sleep. We were desperate so we stayed). Oh, and it was loud. Other residents were up and wandering about smoking and talking all night long.
We called an Uber as soon as the sun came up and spent the day at the airport.
So, one star for a shocking (really, stunning) lack of bedbugs. One star for clean sheets and towels.