Luckily just crashed for the night. Mattresses were super stiff, it was hot and stuffy, lights outside are too bright and leak in, other guests up all night and constant smell of smoke from them drifting in, WiFi didn’t work, washroom is far too small for grown men with a shower head that wouldn’t stay upright, bathroom door just wouldn’t close, didn’t provide enough towels, TV was not connected to any kind of channel. Best bit was they never charged me the pay-at-property tax, saving me a little under £2 👍