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The Oyster Smack Inn

Property class: 3

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A restaurant with a high ceiling, pendant lighting, and a central orchid display.
A room with a wooden desk, a wall-mounted mirror, and a lamp.
A neatly arranged bedroom with a bed, bedside tables, and a door.
A two-story house with a bay window and a front porch.
A living room with a beige sofa, a flat-screen TV mounted on the wall, a patterned wallpaper, a wooden side table with a fan, and a trash can.

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping
The current price is $140
$117 nightly
$140 total
Total with taxes and fees
Oct 12 - Oct 13

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Southend Pier
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Place, Adventure Island
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪77 min drive‬

Room options

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A bedroom with a bed, bedside table, and a window with curtains.

Classic Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a large bed, bedside tables, a heater, and a small desk.

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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A bedroom with a bed, a desk, a chair, a mirror, and a door.

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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A neatly arranged bedroom with a bed, a sofa, a small table, and a radiator.

Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch

Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. .This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 11.4 mi (18.3 km) from Blackwater Leisure Centre.

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Cliffs Pavilion - 56 min drive - 29.0 miles
  • Southend Pier - 57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Adventure Island - 57 min drive - 30.5 miles
  • Colchester Zoo - 57 min drive - 30.7 miles

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Welcome Sailor - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪The Station Arms - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Star - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Huntsmen & Hounds - ‬8 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.
Make yourself at home in one of the 10 guestrooms. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have showers and hair dryers.
At The Oyster Smack Inn, enjoy a satisfying meal at the restaurant. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee.
The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite.
A hosted evening meal is available for a surcharge daily (reservations required).
The Oyster Smack Inn has a restaurant on site.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 25 out of 44 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 10 out of 44 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 6 out of 44 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 44 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 44 reviews

9.4/10

Cleanliness

9.4/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

9.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Sean

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel,
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Kishan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Kevin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed for one night. Very friendly and helpful staff. Room was clean and spacious.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Tyler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Gareth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Frank

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
The room next door , from the shower the ventilation where loud ... Fore long time ...
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
Verified review

4/10 Poor

Jonathan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Known this place for few years...Room was fresh but toilet did not flush and bed was like a camp bed mattress and feeling the springs as you lay on it. The food in the restaurant is good but breakfast was lacking. Asked for well done bacon and got a bacon biscuit and cremated within an inch of its life......I would not say its a bad place but attention to detail need to be applied.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Jonathan

Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Natalie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Malcolm

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Lauren

Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026
Verified review

2/10 Terrible

PAUL

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Joseph

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
Verified review

4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025