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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

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Exterior
TV
Terrace/patio
Dining
2 bedrooms, iron/ironing board, WiFi

Reviews

6.0 out of 10

Entire home

2 bedrooms1 bathroom

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available
$242
$230 nightly
$242 total
Total with taxes and fees
Apr 1 - Apr 2

Explore the area

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera City Park
    ‪2 min drive‬

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About the neighborhood

Bandera

Located in Bandera, this vacation home is within a 5-minute drive of Frontier Times Museum and Medina River. .This vacation home is 1.3 mi (2.1 km) from Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle and 1.6 mi (2.6 km) from Bandera City Park.
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What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 0.8 miles
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 2 min drive - 1.2 miles
  • Bandera Natural History Museum - 2 min drive - 1.0 mile
  • Bandera City Park - 2 min drive - 1.5 miles

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪OST Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪TJ's At the Old Forge - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Wild Horse Saloon - ‬3 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Make yourself comfortable in this air-conditioned vacation home, featuring a kitchen with an oven and a stovetop. Conveniences include a microwave and a washing machine.
Take in the views from a garden and make use of amenities such as barbecue grills.
Guests will find features like internet access and onsite parking.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Wheelchair-accessible parking and van parking available

Kitchen

  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Stovetop

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms

Bathroom

  • 1 bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Porch/lanai

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 4 accessible parking spaces
  • No elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel
  • Wheelchair-accessible van parking
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Safety features

  • No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 2:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Gather used towels
Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks
Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and return the keys
Please don’t make too big of a mess
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas Reviews

Reviews

6.0
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6.0/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Sylvia R.

This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026